So I am now going to Mc-bore you all with my personal Mc-bitch about a certain fast-food Mc-mega chain. I mean Mc-fuck me, can't they just say: "ok we are making a gazillion Mc-bucks, that's enough"?

I have decided to Mc-bannish their delicious, salty, fatty Mc-burgers from my life forthwith. I've always wanted to use that word (yay me!  :-)  ). I will no longer spend my hard earned shekels in their pre-fab, faster-than-light food Mc-stores, I will no longer bite into their succulent, flavoursome, crispy Mc-fries or their smooth-as-silk apple Mc-pies. No Mc-longer wilI I sate my deepest desires with the sauce-dripping goodness of the big Mc-burger.

This new hatred of the mc-glomerate ( I know it isn't a word but it's so right for that spot.) is born not from the recent docamentry (thanks Pauly) on SBS TV which catalogued a veritable Larousse of the diabolical methods of the Mc-glomerate, but from another special source.

The documentary ( "Mc-libel" ) listed a series of animal rights violations that are routinely carried out by the suppliers of animal products to the Mc-food chain. These included the butchering of cattle that are not actually dead yet and the mass gassing of chicks ( baby chickens not girls from the western suburbs.) which are "surplus to requirements" on a weekly basis. In short, these producers are so restricted by their Mc-contracts in what they can and cannot do and what targets they must meet, that they are cutting corners in their humane treatment of animals.

The film of the poor cows being hung for butchering by a hook through one ankle , while they were still calling and kicking was hard to stomach. The poor little baby chicks being dropped into the gas-bin was pretty crude as well. I am not a tree hugger or a greenie - wait, yes I am a greenie, OK but I understand that in the processing of animals, some mistakes will be made. I am not living in a dream where every animal is sung a lullaby before it is aneasthatised and then euthanaised but seriously, these things should be the absolute rarity not the daily event.

To get back to my original point... I am not Mc-boycotting them for any of the above reasons. I am Mc-boycotting them because they have chosen to cancel all their potato contracts with our lovely farmers in Tasmania in favour of going to New-bloody-McZealand!!!!  As if the Kiwis have any idea about growing potatos. That Mc-sucks! I say keep the Mc-fries Mc-Ozzie and Mc-fuck the Kiwis!!! We grow perfectly good potatos in Tasmania and we have enjoyed them for many years without any incident at all. Now the Mc-glomerate have decided that it will be cheaper for them to buy the stinking produce the Kiwis sell. Well Good Mc-cluck to you but I won't be buying any of your trans-tasman rubbish from now on! I call upon all Australians to join me in this protest, at least untill they renew their contracts with good, wholesome Aussie farmers again.

Mc-Bugger me, I could really go a Mc-Oz right about now.

I look forward to a better future, a future where a chicken can cross the road without having its' motives questioned.

- Blognapped from: arkangel09mcr@mindsay">darkangel09mcr@mindsay

Can I get a "AAAA-MEN"?