Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.

I don't normally give shortcuts like this - mainly because I don't look at other blogsites but someone sent me this one and it's the funniest thing I've read in ages. Go for it, you'll love it.

 

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