Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.

 Something happened to me that made me smile and giggle. You see, one never expects to actually see one in real life. I was coming home from the local shops and it was quite late in the afternoon. In fact, it was just after dark so really it was evening. I digress, that is not important to the story at all.

 

 I was driving through the car park as one does after shopping, when I noticed there was something a little odd about the car at the end of the row I was in. You see most car's tail lights are at about the same level. Some might be a few centimetres lower or higher but for the most part they aren't all that different.

 

 I noticed that the lights on this car were very low; I mean reeeeally low. Then I noticed the colour. I saw a flash of deep, metallic orange paint and I knew this was a special car. As I pulled up level with it, I looked across and saw the sexiest little butt I've seen for a loooong time, a Lamborghini. I drove on, giggling to myself and quite excited. 

 

 One simply doesn't expect to see them in real life you know?