Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.

OK, first off I'd like to thank everyone for their questions, it's been so much fun and I've really enjoyed it. Now for the last two questions, from my daughter silencingshorty who asks:

 

Q- Why aren't you Ruler of the world by now? 

A- Well babigurl, it's like this ... secretly, I am.

 

Q-  Why can I never sleep when it's my bedtime?

A-  Because yoiur body knows you're trying to go to sleep and resists. the trick is: to sleep when you least expect it. 

 

And FYI - I hear that Lindsay Lohan is gay? There really is a god.