So I have been thinking a lot lately and I have realised something... nature tries to trick us at every turn! It seems to me that as my son gets older (he's now 17) I seem to remember more and more about what he was like as a toddler. It seems to me that I am reminiscing about his childhood, missing the little guy who used to depend on me for so much, who has now grown into the guy who  rides his motorbike over to my house for visits.

Where did my little "creature" go? What happened to my little "buddy"? Where are those days now? I miss him so badly sometimes.

THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME............

*drum roll please*

It's a freakin' trick!!!!! This is how nature prep's you for... dare I say it?

GRANDPARENTHOOD.

Oh yes, I see it all so clearly now, at first you start to miss the "little boy" who used to ask you such deep and profound questions with that serious look on his 5 year old face. Then you start to miss the "baby" that used to crawl around after you and chase you round the room squealing and then... then....*gasps* you're ready for the big one. That is when "nature" has you in its' sights, dead to rights, you're ready to take on the grandchildren because technically your own offspring are ready to reproduce (DON'T YOU DARE BTW!)

Well "Nature", if that is your real name, I have foiled your dastardly plan *laughs incoherently*

I have told my boi he is not to have any children untill well after my death. No one is going to call me gramps Gol'durn it.

Anyway that is all from the gnus disk at this time, stay tuned for film at eleven.