urinalsNow I am officially Pissed OFF! OK, this entire entire reeks of puns intended, so just get it over with now OK?
I'm pissed off because political correctness has gone just too far. You've no doubt seen the mouth-shaped urinals on the net? Well Virgin Atlantic decided to install some of these in the airport lounge at JFK. Of course you would expect some uptight wankers to complain, there's always the small number of people with absolutely no sense of humour, who insist on using the tiny amount of power they have to spoil everyone's enjoyment. I HATE WANKERS!!! this is the article in question:
Monday, March 22, 2004
That's not a mouth-shaped urinal, it's a *travesty*
Some people do not care for the big-fat-red-kiss-mouth-shaped pissoires recently installed in Virgin Atlantic's JFK clubhouse. Here is the National Organization of Women press release: Outrageous Interruptus / Sexist Urinals. I'm a pro-fempower woman, and I'm all for calling misogyny when we see it -- but I think NOW needs to unclench its collective sphincter.
UPDATE: BoingBoing reader Jonathan Guberman says, "My cousin sent me an article about the outrageous Virgin mouth-shaped urinals, and a link to complain to Virgin about it. Virgin has responded with the following, a very prompt and polite response. Good for them!"
(Begin forwarded message:) We are, of course very sorry to hear of your concerns with the design of the urinals that were to be fitted in our clubhouse at JFK airport. We can assure you that no offense was ever intended. The urinals were intended to be one of the more fun and quirky features of the new JFK Clubhouse, a project overseen by Virgin's in-house design team led by two female designers. The urinals themselves were the idea of a female designer, and we were surprised by the public reaction.
However, Virgin Atlantic always aims to listen to our passengers and the general public, and as a result of the feedback we have received we will not install the urinals in the bathroom at our new JFK clubhouse. We trust our swift action will help restore your confidence in our company and thank you for taking the time to contact us. We appreciate your direct approach.
Yours sincerely,
John Riordan
Vice President, Customer Services
Well John Riordan - Vice President of Customer Cervixes, may I suggest you grow some balls and stand up for what Sir Richard Branson represents. A little radical entrepreneurialism would go a long way to making the PC among us, sit down and shut the fuck up. I for one, am going to install these very items in my bar if I can find them.
And that is all I have to say about that.
