Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.

 I am in need of advice. OK, well not so much me as a friend of mine. You see, it seems her new boyfriend of 2 months has a bit of a problem ... he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to make an advance on her. He says he likes to take things slowly although he also adds that he is very attracted to her.

 

 Personally, I don't see why but he seems to be of the opinion that going slowly . . . reeeeeeeealllyy slowly, is a good thing. They had been good friends for 2 months and then they started to get a bit more serious. I don't know how much more serious they could have become if they haven't actually snogged yet but she says they are so I take her word for it.

 

 I may be old fashioned but it seems to me that if you and you b/f have been talking on the phone every day and you are talking about very personal issues but you haven't kissed yet, then  . . . you're just friends. Whether you like it or not, you're just friends. I mean, I've snogged friends I've known less intimately. Then again, I'm a whore.

 

 So I am asking for help here. How does my friend turn this situation around? How can she initiate a snogging session? ladies, we need your advice, I know little about the art of seduction, I am just a slut who knows only the "attack on sight" method of seduction. She needs something a tad more subtle.

 

 Please, please help. Any advice would be appreciated, thank you all.