Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.

I remember when my chest was bigger than my belly.

 

*sighs*

 

I remember when my face only wrinkled when I laughed - not before.

 

*sadness sets in*

 

I remember when my knees didn't hurt every time I stood.

 

*depression begins*

 

I remember when my biceps stretched my T-shirts.

 

*hangs head*

 

Then I remember the women I've loved.

 

*looks wistfully*

 

I remember making out on my girlfriend's parent's couch.

 

*grins* 

 

I remember dancing 'till I was exhausted.

 

*chuckles*

 

I remember the first time I saw a girl's breasts.

 

*claps hands*

 

I remember a high speed car chase - I got away that night.

 

*laughs*

 

I remember the day my son was born.

 

*sits back and smiles*

 

I'm still here and I'm still at play. My adventures haven't finished yet, my RAM isn't full and my programme is still running.  YEAH BABY!!