OK, I have been knocking the crap out of this Volva for a week now and I am about done. It is a gigantic white behemoth and it is draining my energy but I wuz brung up to say something nice or nothing at all, so I have found something good about it.

It has a really good heater. In fact the demister is pretty darn good too. I have to admit that when you slap on the heater, you get a ton of heat and the rear window gets de-iced in seconds!

Apart from that it is draining my mental energy, I find I am unable to make simple, everyday decisions like what colour underwear to put on or even if I should wear any!

I called the mechanic today since he hasn't called me; the car was supposed to be ready last Friday but now he says it will be ready tomorrow. He says there was a problem with the radiator. The Radiator???? What did he do to my baby???

Needless to say I am now very worried. the price he quoted me looks like a distant memory and I fear I will be called upon to pay a great deal more. I just want my car back.

*Sits on the floor and folds arms in a frump*

Not Happy Jan.