Beware the lollipop of Mediocrity - Lick it once and You'll Suck Forever.
My Life In Revolt Against Oppression.
It has been brought to my attention that there is a double standard in our society with regard to the perjorative nature of some jokes and e-mails.
I have noticed that there are many advertisements on television that depict men as "dumb animals" while glorifying the status of women as superior creatures. Also, it seems to be acceptable to send around emails depicting men as brutes while women are depicted as being smarter and more emotionally "in-touch" than men.
I have, in the past censored "blonde jokes" so that they are inoffensive to blondes and now find that I am asked to accept this portrayal of my apparent gender as being inferior. Well no, sorry not good enough - I will not sit idly by while we are depreciated in the same way that women were for many years by ignorant men. It is demeaning to men and also to the women who send the e-mails. It is time to make the stand and put a stop to this behaviour.
In case any of you are not aware of this behaviour I am attaching an example in this blog. ready for this? Ok then read below... but do try not to enjoy it, please.
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND:
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said .. .. They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .... . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said ...... They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
You see what I mean? Really, it just isn't good enough.
