Amuse Bouche:

There must be a good reason to have a title like this in my blog. I just can't think of one.

Soup:

Every blog needs a title and this is as good as anything else I have come up with. 

Entree:

I actually have no idea why that is the title, I just thought it up and liked it so there. I am feeling odd today. I found out my boy was in a car crash the other day and that got me rankled (good word eh?) Gemma..... grrrrr you endagered my son and worse, Bella! No really it is a bad thing to drive too close to someone in the rain... spaaaaace get some spaaaaace.

Sorbet:

Driving in the rain requires patience and observation.

Main:

I have to apply for some jobs today and I am trying to put it off because it drives me nuts. They ask the applicants (or as I like to call them: Replicants.) to respond to various selection criteria using specific examples of personal experience.

Example:

Selection criterion 1: Must bring to the workplace the ability to influence in a positive manner, the team and the processes by which the team promulgates effective work solutions in the broader area network.

My response: WTF?! and yes, can I have fries with that please?

Sorbet:

Anyway do we really need wombats?

Dessert:

So in conclusion I have to get on now and do these wretched applications so I can better provide for my family and influence the broader area family network that is my life. If anyone can explain to me what any of the above selection criterion means, I would be grateful.

Cheese & Fruit plate:

Someone offered me a shcizoid chicken today. That was really lovely of you as I love chickens but I don't think I could eat a whole one.- this is a lie as I know I can - Which brings me to the question.. If you buy a schizophrenic chicken.. are you getting two for the price of one? Also, if you date a person who has Mutliple Personality Disorder (I thought it would be easier to spell), are you cheating on one of the personalities?

On another note, I caught up with an old girl friend today... she ran and ran but I caught up with her.

Brandy:

This is all rather silly today because I've got nothing to say that really means anything. I'm just bloging around. Hope you've all enjoyed dinner and thanks sarah for being the only person in the world who seems to like my hair the way it is. Although... you haven't seen it lately have you?

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