Yes, that's right folks, I am in confused amusement. Have you ever noticed how walnuts look like small, hard brains? It's true they do. 

Also, I am noticing lately that there is a lot of orange about. Mainly in advertising but also in the natural world. Maybe it's just me but I seem to be seeing a lot of things that are orange and also a lot of images in advertising that are blue with orange highlights. Is this a new conspiracy???? Are we being trained to think in terms of what is orange and what is not? Think about it people.

I know what you're thinking but at least I am not boring am I?

OK, so now big ups to sarah for puting me onto this website:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

where you too can have your own advertising slogan. Just put in your name or nick-name or as in my case, call sign and you get the resulting slogan.My call sign is :"swamprat", my slogan is: "Please don't squeeze the swamprat"

Not sure about this as I quite like to be squeezed on occasion. If I were a tube of toothpaste I would much rather be squeezed than rolled, wouldn't you?

Note to self: do not write blog when stoned or drunk.