Al-Qaeda Airways - Daily Flights One-Way Non-stop to Paradise.

As strange as it sounds, you can advertise on people! Just go to e-bay and search "advertise". You will find a pregnant woman offering advertising space on her belly for 7 months, a woman in Manchester (pardon the pun) leasing her breasts for advertising - and yes, they are large enough! There are also people letting space on their cars, on their backs and of course on their houses. What will they think of next?

This is unnacceptable, I object Judge Worm your honour:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test