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In the 1930s a child was taken from the famous Lindburg family. The press covering the story called it a "kid-nabbbing" and this soon became the word we know today as kidnapping. The word refers to the taking of a child but has somehow become commonly used for any person being taken (usually) against their will.

OK so here's the conundrum (Puzzle): why is it that when people allege they have been taken by aliens, the press call it the proper thing: An Abduction; but when an adult is taken by another human, this suddenly somehow becomes a kidnapping; even though there is no "kid" involved.

I know ze answer ... it's because our journalists are crap!!

I also have a question about nationality. If you were born here then don't you automatically call yourself an Australian? I was at college the other week and some of the other guys were talking aout their families. Two of them approached me and asked if I was an Aussie. I said yes and asked why they were asking; They said because they were croatian. I thought that was bit strange since they were all born here in OZ. I mean, my family are english/french/spanish and irish but I was born here so ... I'm an Aussie.

So when is an Aussie ans Aussie?

Next time I will tell you about my friend who has mastered the art of the hands-free orgasm. She doesn't want me to tell you but I'm going to anyway.