OK so here it is.... I AM NOT DIVORCING YOU!!!!! I just think we spend too much time talking and it makes me feel a little uncomfortable ok?

While I'm on the subject would everyone else who knows what is going on please stop throwing rocks at me?

I don't know, you do what you think is the right thing and everyone gets the hump like you have fucked their favourite goat! I am not sorry I chose the right path, I am sorry you don't like it, I am sorry you feel pain. I still like you and we can still talk, just not so often or for so long. I feel I have to stay away from you a little bit ok? I just need some seperation, that's all. Can we be ok with that?

Also no touching of any kind, no handshakes, no arms around shoulders, NO hugs. And B-C must never know we had this little "difference of perception". Not that b-C would notice anyway, just oblivious to everything really.

OK so are we cool?