As our listeners will remember we left our hero feeling less than well and with a keener understanding of the plight of spoiders. The tale concludes:

Should I call the poisons information line? No, because I am a man and we do not. Read the can? Yes, I should.

" DO NOT SPRAY INDOORS"..oops.

"DO NOT ALLOW SPRAY TO TOUCH FACE OR EYES." …oops.

"ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES WHEN SPRAYING." Gloves??!! What gloves?

"DO NOT STAND UNDER AREA BEING SPRAYED."…ooh.

"DO NOT SPRAY NEAR UNCOVERED FISH TANK."…UH OH! Check the fish tank….one of the fish is swimming erratically and very fast.

"IF POISONING OCCURS, GIVE WATER." Water, yes, lots of water. But how does one give water to a fish? OH - ME! of course I need the water! Get a big jug of water…lots of water, must drink water. Straight in, straight out.

After a couple of hours my body seemed to get rid of the stuff and I was feeling a lot better, thanks for asking. The fish was OK, they are carp and you can’t kill them with dynamite. The sore throat I have had for a couple of weeks is gone now and I think the spray might work on virii as well. Imagine if you will that you have the ‘flu. Now imagine that instead of a week of it you have it all in a couple of hours. That is what this was like. Sunday night was the first good sleep I have had in days and I am feeling rough and tough again today but I will not be so careless next time. So take this warning to heart people, especially you guys out there. BUG SPRAY is a dangerous and mean thing; READ the can and FOLLOW the directions for use.

Mind you, I haven’t seen a bug or a critter (yes, I hate them.) since the event.