Well I want to start by saying how dissapointed I am in you all! Not one of you mentioned the word "clitigation" (as writ in my previous blog) in your replies. I knew I couldn't expect the boys to find it but I felt sure ze girls would put their fingers on it straight away. Ah well, I suppose I can't expect too much really.

In other gnus I had visitors last night (none of whom, had a paper bag on their head).

I do so love ze visitors, the squeals and pleading for mercy, the way they twist and struggle against the ropes, the threats of "family and friends who will come looking for them", it is so refreshing.

Of course, I am running out of room under the floor and there is all the cleaning afterwards but none the less, it is sooo pleasant to have guests.

Perhaps I need to build an extension on the house? Maybe a library...